I hate it when you leave, but I would like to see you go.
 

When do you know a woman is going to say something interesting ? .... When she starts with "My husband said..."
 

One chicken to an other: are you tokkin' to me?
 

A blond woman picks up a 100. Was it a smart or a stupid blond one? ...................... stupid of course, there are no others
 

What's the difference between blonds and traffic-signs? Some signs say stop.
 

When god created the men he was only kidding
 

Why does a stupid blond woman sneak past the pharmacy? ................. She does not want to wake the sleeping tablets!
 

Dear God, I will keep it brief otherwise they will steal my dinner. AMEN
 

When you harass a boy, pull his pants down and your skirt up, because you can run faster with your skirt up than he with his pants down.
 

How to keep an idiot entertained *press down* ................... .................... How to keep an idiot entertained *press up*
 

Can I have your picture? ......... I save natural disasters
 

Of course... If you want something there is always a way to get there. Unfortunately on my way there are road works.

 

Do you think I can live for another forty years? ... Do you drink? ... No! ... Do you smoke? ... No! ... Do you visit the whores? ... No! ....... Why do you want to live another forty years?
 

There are numerous restaurants where you can eat Chinese. But it does not help a bit. There are more every day.
 

Do you believe that getting married on a Friday brings bad luck ? "Of course, why would Friday be an exception?"
 

Can I go to the theatre? Asks a mosquito to her mother. "yes but be aware, pay attention during the applause."